What $75,000 gets: Yukon Denali XL or Escalade ESV Standard (Base)

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06/16/2014 at 19:03 • Filed to: None

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I'd take the Denali, thanks.

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Mind you, the materials and stuff in the Cadillac are probably a little bit better than the Denali. I kinda doubt you'd really notice a difference in the two though.

I don't think you get power-retractable assist steps on the Caddy, either. And nothing's cooler than power-retractable assist steps.


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Kinja'd!!! Vi517, JDX Racing > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/16/2014 at 19:19

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Did somebody say $75,000?

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Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vi517, JDX Racing
06/16/2014 at 19:21

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That's so tiny in comparison the the GM triplets though.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/16/2014 at 19:26

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Don't have more than 3 kids.

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Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/16/2014 at 19:30

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$75k? Give me a Suburban and a C5 Z06


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Milky
06/16/2014 at 19:30

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Even if you have two, they're going to have friends they're gonna want to bring with them.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/16/2014 at 19:34

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Did someone say $75,000!?

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Epic Campfire


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vicente Esteve
06/16/2014 at 19:38

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Nahh, I'd rather have the Yukon.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/16/2014 at 19:41

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I could probably start the campfire with its cigarrete lighter.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vicente Esteve
06/16/2014 at 19:43

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I don't even think those are standard anymore! I think that's park of the "Smoker's Package"


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/16/2014 at 19:45

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I like the new Escalade/Yukon. I really do. But over a Mercedes GL-Class or any other European off-roader? Not a chance in hell.

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Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/16/2014 at 19:46

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Haha, I aint buying that!


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/16/2014 at 19:47

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Please load one of these up with EVERY SINGLE OPTION like I did that Yukon and report back with the price. I bet it's a little more than $75k.

There's a reason why GM owns this segment.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/16/2014 at 19:47

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Their soccer mom can drop them off.

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Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Vicente Esteve
06/16/2014 at 19:48

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My van came with one, they're universal I assume. Instant fire starter.

Lol I remember when an ashtray cam standard in a car.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Milky
06/16/2014 at 20:01

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I love that gif


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/16/2014 at 20:04

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Did someone say $175,000?

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Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > macanamera
06/16/2014 at 20:05

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Mother of god, those things are THAT expensive?


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/16/2014 at 20:08

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Long wheelbase autobiographys are probably durn close.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/16/2014 at 20:12

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Strap the kids to the roof. Problem solved. OR don't have kids=profit.


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/16/2014 at 20:15

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Here you go!

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Only 81K.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Alex B
06/16/2014 at 20:28

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That's also the Bluetec Diesel, AKA cheapest model. Configure the cheapest non-AMG model and what do you get cost-wise?

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That's a bit more than $75k


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/16/2014 at 20:42

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My neighbors have a GL550! I think I would pick thatover the GM 3 because the radical night time interior illumination.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/16/2014 at 21:21

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And what if you deck out an Escalade? You save a ton! (It's over $92K if the pic isn't working). Seriously, in reality the Escalade and the GL are in the same price bracket, and the GL550 is the better truck, IMO. There's nothing important it doesn't do better than the Cadillac.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/16/2014 at 21:27

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The LWB Autobiography Black STARTS at $185,000


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > macanamera
06/16/2014 at 21:28

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Go for the Black, and they're even more than that.


Kinja'd!!! anothermiatafanboy > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
06/18/2014 at 13:10

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I believe the power retractable steps are shown off in the newest Escalade commercial I have seen.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > anothermiatafanboy
06/18/2014 at 15:12

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I meant on the basic, standard Escalade. I know the top-of-the-line one does.